Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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