I cockslap morals
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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