Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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