At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
