Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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