remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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