and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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