Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I think people are normalizing furries
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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