I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just found puke in my bra..
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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