Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
