he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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