your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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