Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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