We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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