I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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