Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
either way he was missing a nipple.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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