I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
