On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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