drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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