It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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