Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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