i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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