Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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