So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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