Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
