Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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