Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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