Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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