I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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