Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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