Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
how does that bad decision feel?
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