So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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