so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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