you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I need water and some morals
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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