you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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