he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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