what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
not ubering you a puppy
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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