I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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