Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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