But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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