This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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