And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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