have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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