i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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