I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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