thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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