So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Randomize
