If that was your dad, he is hot
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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