i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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