dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i out mim tonsoeep
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