thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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