i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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