I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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